MUSTARD, MAYO, CUT THE PICKLES
Trust radius, an EQ competency, suggests trusting someone until
you have been proven wrong, but you don’t want to damage
yourself in the process. Midlife dating has its perils, and if
you’ve been out of the dating world for some time, you’ll need a
refresher course.
First of all, you have to know what you want, because, like the
wall of pantyhose or cheeses you stare at in the supermarket,
there are now 500 choices, where there used to be three. Okay,
two if you were Catholic. But today you can “have it your way,”
and you can’t imagine what this means to some men!
So when you get to the drive-in window, know what you want.
Companionship without commitment? Is that with or without sex?
Do you want long-term and sex? Is that with or without
commitment? Friend with benefits? Benefits without friendship?
Marriage? Is that marriage with or without fidelity? (What do
you mean “Am I kidding?”)
Nearly two thirds of the 27,000,000 singles over the age of 50
in the US say they don’t date because they prefer being single,
and 9% say they would not date ever, under any circumstances, so
you can’t assume anything.
You need to know your own expectations and goals, to find out
those of the man you’re dating, and then get some definitions of
the terms. This is why you communicate, and don’t be shy! The
heart you save could be your own.
Most men will say what they want without beating around the
bush. But they don’t volunteer it (why use words until you have
to?), you must ask.
Martha asked Rob about marriage after they’d been dating a
while, and he replied, “Oh, one woman would never be enough for
me.” Martha was then sure she was the woman who would be. She
wasn’t listening. Whenever he told her he’d never met anyone
like her, her wishful thinking interpreted that to mean “…and so
I’ll be one he’ll be faithful to.”
Guess what? She was wrong.
Barring the incorrigible sociopath, men don’t lie, women just
ignore what they hear because they don’t want to hear it. Martha
ended up hurt, but you can’t say Rob lied or had bad intentions.
He put it right out there. She just refused to believe it.
One reason we do this is because men are big fabricators,
especially when they’re courting. When they’re trying to get you
into bed, you’ll get a steady stream of head-spinning
affirmations, which should be taken with a grain of salt.
HOWEVER, even during this fragile period, when asked a direct
question, i.e., “Do you want a committed long-term
relationship?” they will answer truthfully. It’s part of the
peculiar and contradictory Male Honor Code.
THE MALE HONOR CODE PART II
Another part of the Male Honor Code is “what’s good for the
gander is not good for the goose.” He honestly believes, and may
honestly expect you to “understand,” that it’s not cheating if
he sleeps with another woman, but that it is cheating if you
sleep with another man.
Don’t be fooled that because he demands fidelity from you it
means he requires it of himself. He’ll likely deny there’s any
connection. “That’s different,” he will say, with a perfectly
straight face, just as if he were making sense. They do not seem
to outgrow this with age. They do not necessarily become more
comprehensible!
“I LOVE YOU” OUT OF CONTEXT
Because men are not as adept with words and nuances, when he
says something like “I love you,” watch to see if be behaves
that way; if he acts that way. He may not actually know what the
word “love” means. (Perhaps your first husband did not!)
Unless they bottom out, men get better at courting with age, and
it’s one of life’s greatest thrills. Enjoy it. Just stick around
to see what lies on the other side of it. “I love you” may mean
“I want your body” to him, while to you it may mean “I am ready
to make a commitment, to be kind and faithful to you, to respect
you and care about you …”
Be wary of the phrase “I love you” if you haven’t dated in a
while. Men of the Silent Generation (born before 1944) generally
uttered those three words only at the end of a long and serious
courtship. It was tantamount to a marriage proposal, and was
likely to be said only once, unless one of you happened to be on
a deathbed or something. “Why do I have to say it? I married you
didn’t I?” was the response. You see what “I love you” meant
back then?? As sacred as Yahweh, it was not to uttered.
Not so these days! Both men and women these days are more
emotionally expressive, and use the phrase much more lightly
than you may be accustomed to. When your guy says it, it can
mean:
·I have no idea, but I know women want to hear it.
·I’m feeling great and into myself.
·I love myself.
·Will you marry me?
·That’s not what I said. I was clearing my throat.
·A lifetime commitment.
·That was great sex.
·Let’s have great sex.
·We’re having great sex.
·I don’t know, but when the guy in the movie said it, he got
laid.
“I LOVE YOU” IN CONTEXT
It matters what precedes and follows the phrase, and how long
the time-gap was. If the word “but” is anywhere around it, there
will be tears.
When followed several weeks later by “I care about you very
much,” “I love you” meant “I was hot for you but this has gotten
too heavy and now I’m outa here.”
When preceded immediately by “I have to tell you something. I’m
married but I love you,” it means “I’m hot for you, this will
never get heavy, but I hope you won’t kick me outa here.”
You see how complicated it gets!
There’s no general meaning or even non-meaning for the term with
men. Man are from their OWN planet. It isn’t even as easy as to
say they’re all from the same OTHER planet. THE MALE HONOR CODE
PART III
It does remain true that if you don’t want the answer, don’t ask
the question. This takes us back to the Male Honor Code.
Remember that direct questions get direct, rational answers;
that is, untempered by sensitivity. Being generally lower in
empathy, if you ask your man, “Does this make my butt look fat?”
(which you wouldn’t ask if you didn’t think it did), and he
answers, “Yes. Very,” don’t say I didn’t warn you.
A last part of the Male Honor Code is about “don’t kiss and
tell.” This comes up in intimate conversations. You are
discussing a relationship or sexual issue, and sharing a past
experience in order to increase understanding, to improve
things, to make a point, and because you value your relationship
to him the most. Then it’s his turn to share, and here’s what
you get: “I don’t kiss and tell.”
I don’t think it has to do with empathy. It’s more like if
there’s one thing that’s gotten through to them, it would be
that to talk about sex with another woman would get them
castrated. It could also be that while you were talking about
making out on a beach with a pina colada in your hand, he was
flashing on something about a Mile High Club, himself, 3
stewardesses, a seeing-eye dog, Murat the Turk, some duct tape,
and a hookah.
WHEN WORDS ARE LACKING
While men will talk about their former spouses, the ones who had
divorce filed on them usually claim to have no clue as to why.
It always just happened out of the blue. “I walked in one day
and she’d taken all her things. I had no idea she was unhappy.
If your guy is doing this, understand that his interpersonal
relationship skills aren’t the highest (again, no reason per se
to disqualify him) and that you’re going to have to deal with
problems very directly. I can’t imagine a woman divorcing a man
who hadn’t spent sometimes years belaboring the same points,
which, because he doesn’t know why he was “left,” means he never
heard them, which is why she left. Words had more or less become
meaningless. Perhaps you, with more age, wisdom and experience,
can have better luck!
I don’t speak or understand “Martian” any better than you do;
I’ve just learned alternate means of communication over the
years which work better. How about you?
Communicating with a man in a daily relationship has been
likened to training a dog. Reasoning doesn’t work. Explaining
doesn’t work. Begging doesn’t work. Clear commands and quick,
consistent consequences do. And, as with your dog, you must
figure out how to get his attention first. It may mean removing
the remote control, or even swatting a rolled newspaper on the
coffee table. Do what you have to do! After all, the way they
learned not to “kiss and tell” was because they did once!