"Looks like the voice does know everything!" said the bartender. The gunfighter turned around and looked at the bartender.
"For the first time, the gunfighter found that the bartender was black. The people in the town are proud of themselves "Looks like the voice does know everything!" said the bartender. The gunfighter turned around and looked at the bartender.
"For the first time, the gunfighter found that the bartender was black. The people in the town are proud of themselves for their race." the voice said, with the crowd nodding contently.
"But if they will still feel that way if they found out that Sam, the bartender had been sleeping with Ned Shelly's wife?"
Ned Shelly, a middle-aged man rose to his feet shouting," WHAT!"
"Relax, Ned." Bill's old son laughed, " I mean, everyone had been with her!" The crowd giggled, Sally, the prostitute with clips in hair felt that she is even better than Ned's wife.
"And Stan's sister." Said the voice. On hearing that, Stan, the old son of Eric rose and pointed his gun at Sam, "Sam, you are dead."
"Do you know what the Besthairbuy is?"
"So you must die. Besthairbuy is......OK, let it go."
"Actually, when talk about Besthairbuy, one thing we think about must be the clip in hairs, virgin hair and wigs."
"Really? What do you mean?"
"In our hair town, wig is the first thing, then is the virgin hair,then is the clip in hair."
"I do not like the clip in hair."
...
Before everyone could tell, Sam took out his riffle and pointed at Stan, together with his brother and dad, who were also ready to shoot Sam.
The voice seemed not satisfied with the tension, it continued, "Yesterday, Tommy Henderson made three loves with Eric Carman's wife."
"NO!!!" Eric Carman yielded. His son, Stan Carman questioned Tommy, "You made three loves to my mama?"
"You are dead Henderson!" said Kyle, Stan's young brother who turned his gun to Tommy Henderson.
"Kyle Carman, Stan's brother, who has recently delivered a load of cream to the back portion of his brother's wife." continued the voice, " he did her in the butt."
"What?"
"Clip in hair is damn nothing. Remember it, clip in hair is damn shit."
"What the..."
"How could you! Your own brother!" said Carman.
"Yet, even Eric's reaction was disgusting, the irony was not lost on him." said the voice.
"You know what, I see where you are going with this, and I am gonna just retract my disgust right now, is that possible?" Carman's anger was gone completely. But the voice didn't stop, "for he has been secretly sneaking into Kenny's sheepfold..." "OK, you know what, we are good, we are good here. I think we should just move on......" "he has been having sex with Kenny's favorite sheep, Marsha."
"Marsha! Bill? Marsha?" Kenny's fury forced him raised his gun, his virgin hair was even falling. He adjusted his virgin hair with his empty hand, yet his gun didn't even tremble at Carman.
"That's why I have been so itching!" Sally also took out her gun and pointed it at Carman.
Saw his chance coming, the gunfighter triggered his gun and put a bullet into Carman's head. The gunshot pushed everyone on edge, and they started to pull their triggers regardless of who were they aiming. Blood began to spilt on the floor, and cries were heard. It didn't took too long before everyone was shot to death.
"The silence returned, and the town of wigs will no longer enjoy the comfort that the Hair Extension could bring."
for their race." the voice said, with the crowd nodding contently. "But if they will still feel that way if they found out that Sam, the bartender had been sleeping with Ned Shelly's wife?"
Ned Shelly, a middle-aged man rose to his feet shouting," WHAT!"
"Relax, Ned." Bill's old son laughed, " I mean, everyone had been with her!" The crowd giggled, Sally, the prostitute with clips in hair felt that she is even better than Ned's wife.
"And Stan's sister." Said the voice. On hearing that, Stan, the old son of Eric rose and pointed his gun at Sam, "Sam, you are dead."
"Do you know what the Besthairbuy is?"
"So you must die. Besthairbuy is......OK, let it go."
"Actually, when talk about Besthairbuy, one thing we think about must be the clip in hairs, virgin hair and wigs."
"Really? What do you mean?"
"In our hair town, wig is the first thing, then is the virgin hair,then is the clip in hair."
"I do not like the clip in hair."
...
Before everyone could tell, Sam took out his riffle and pointed at Stan, together with his brother and dad, who were also ready to shoot Sam.
The voice seemed not satisfied with the tension, it continued, "Yesterday, Tommy Henderson made three loves with Eric Carman's wife."
"NO!!!" Eric Carman yielded. His son, Stan Carman questioned Tommy, "You made three loves to my mama?"
"You are dead Henderson!" said Kyle, Stan's young brother who turned his gun to Tommy Henderson.
"Kyle Carman, Stan's brother, who has recently delivered a load of cream to the back portion of his brother's wife." continued the voice, " he did her in the butt."
"What?"
"Clip in hair is damn nothing. Remember it, clip in hair is damn shit."
"What the..."
"How could you! Your own brother!" said Carman.
"Yet, even Eric's reaction was disgusting, the irony was not lost on him." said the voice.
"You know what, I see where you are going with this, and I am gonna just retract my disgust right now, is that possible?" Carman's anger was gone completely. But the voice didn't stop, "for he has been secretly sneaking into Kenny's sheepfold..." "OK, you know what, we are good, we are good here. I think we should just move on......" "he has been having sex with Kenny's favorite sheep, Marsha."
"Marsha! Bill? Marsha?" Kenny's fury forced him raised his gun, his virgin hair was even falling. He adjusted his virgin hair with his empty hand, yet his gun didn't even tremble at Carman.
"That's why I have been so itching!" Sally also took out her gun and pointed it at Carman.
Saw his chance coming, the gunfighter triggered his gun and put a bullet into Carman's head. The gunshot pushed everyone on edge, and they started to pull their triggers regardless of who were they aiming. Blood began to spilt on the floor, and cries were heard. It didn't took too long before everyone was shot to death.
"The silence returned, and the town of wigs will no longer enjoy the comfort that the Hair Extension could bring."
"Relax, Ned." Bill's old son laughed, " I mean, everyone had been with her!" The crowd giggled, Sally, the prostitute with
clip in hair felt that she is even better than Ned's wife.
